Friends, in the tradition of blurry mirror selfies, let me tell you about the tackiest item of clothing I own. I got this for $2 at Macy’s, and I forgot about it for like a year, and then I remembered and I had to try it on again (at like 10am on a Saturday morning)
There’s sparkly gold beading. It’s got weird sticky plastic around the top bit to glue it to your boobs so it doesn’t fall down. It barely covers my ass. It looks best with zero underthings. It makes me look like a sex mistake waiting to happen in a club bathroom.
I love this dress.